My blogging rebirth is coming from here in western Washington where I am staying with my in-laws for three weeks. It is a difficult thing to go from the Catholic culture of St. Paul where papal encyclicals are big events to a place where many people are still unaware of the Catechism of the Catholic Church. This is a place where the former bishop and arch-heresiarch Raymond "Baron von" Hunthausen sat in the episcopal throne and did more mischief than Rembert Weakland ever dreamed of in his time at Milwaukee. The new bishop, Alexander J. Brunett, however, is a good and seemingly holy man and seems to be turning away from the weirdness of years past (the bishop between the two was Thomas J. Murphy, the kind of Irish fundraiser-prelate of years past that excites nothing of either praise or scorn in me).
My in-laws' parish has similarly begun to see small signs of new life. Going to confession last week, my wife and I were struck by the number of younger people (teens, twenties, I confess I'm getting old enough to not tell the difference) there for the sacrament. The pastor, an excitable fellow with a somewhat high voice, is demonstrably orthodox and has a definite enthusiasm for his calling.
And yet. . .Mass is difficult to bear. The problems I have with my parish in Minnesota come to seem delicate eccentricities, like the beauty marks on the lips of starlets, that I'd almost wish were not to be fixed. I keep thinking about Flannery O'Connor's friend whose husband became Catholic after years of attending Mass with his wife. He converted because the Mass "had to be true; it was so poorly done that nobody would have come if it weren't."
The liturgy here bears all the marks of the silly season in theological and liturgical values and, I suppose, should make me pray all the harder. But I subconsciously keep note of these irritating things and thus can foist them on you now.
1) The building is atrocious. Done in the half-circle model so popular among those who talk about the Eucharist as a revelation of the Community to the Community's self, it has no crucifix but instead a giant 70's style relief of the Risen Jesus, apparently trying to do the "C" during a rousing rendition of "YMCA." The all white walls and ceiling are offset by large plants so as to make the place seem like the set of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker's old show. The cross that processes in during the liturgy has no corpus because one of the former pastors, credibly accused of child abuse and now probably laicized--certainly inactive--thought that we should "emphasize the Resurrection!"
Ah, yes, silly Catholics will think Jesus still hangs on a cross outside Jerusalem unless Father takes off that gauche corpus.
2) The add-ons to the liturgy are irritating.
a) We begin Mass, or rather interrupt the arm-draped-over-the-pew chatter in sanctuary, with a lector telling us welcome and then giving the starting line-up: "Our principle celebrant is Fr. So-and-so, assisted by Deacon What's-his-face, while our cantor is Bill Whatever, the altar servers are the Olsen Twins, and the gifts are being brought up by the Johnson family." One imagines all these people running in from the back as their names are called and stripping off warm-up pants like the Supersonics do. Maybe when the Archbishop comes they can lower the house lights, turn up the synthesizer a notch and then spotlight the Most Reverend as he comes down the front and the lector intones "Heeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee's Archbishop Allllllexannnnnnnnnder Bru-NETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
b) After the "team" has been introduced, the lector bids us, "In the spirit of family, let us greet each other." After this nonsense is over, we attempt to stop the nonsense with "a moment of sacred silence." At this point I desire silence but I'm afraid if I asked for it, "sacred" would not be the word spitting off my lips.
c) Finally, Mass begins with a banal "opening song." It's sure not an "introit" or even a "processional." Haugen-Haas is presumably considered "high church" in the Breaking Bread hymnal put out by Oregon Catholic Press.
Since a quick scan indicates no heretical phrases, singing the words of the Almighty in first person, or use of the modern guess at how one might pronounce the Tetragrammaton if we wanted to say it, I sing lustily the instantly forgettable show tune.
d)The readings are done ok, and the psalm is actually a responsory rather than a show-tune with a verse loosely based on a gender-neutered paraphrase of a psalm. Yes that's right, I am at peace. . .
. . .until we get to Deacon What's-His-Face, a retired postal worker from New Jersey, who intones the Gospel in a voice that would make Tony Soprano proud, but not before. . .HIS LINES. That's right, the Deacon in the Latin Rite has almost no regular lines in the liturgy, but our man knows that this is his moment, the time to shine.
With a pastoral wave across the congregation, reminding me somewhat of Vanna White magically showing us what we've won (A BRAND NEW CAR!), the Deacon liturgically imparts his message: "My brothers and sisters, the Lohd IS wit' you!"
OK, while it is true that the Lord is "wit' us," this is not the line. It is also true that "it's a sunny day for the Seattle area," but that is not what the Deacon is to say. He is to say, "The Lord be with you." "Be" is the form of the verb we use (a subjunctive, I believe) when we put a blessing on someone. The Deacon is to bless us because we are about to receive the Lord in the liturgical reading of the Gospel. Yes, the Lord is with us, but he is journeying to us through the words of Scripture so that we may journey to him in return.
A small blessing is that Deacon What's-His-Face has not tried to get any more creative. One priest told me about a brother priest who said Mass at a convent and told the sisters, "The Lord is with us." No one knew quite what to do until one elderly sister quizzically responded, "And also with them?"
e) The homily is good. So is the baptism that follows.
f) The offertory hymn is a banality of Fr. Bob Dufford, S.J., one of that team of musical/liturgical felons known as the "St. Louis Jesuits." I hope someday that Church Historians will treat them in the same breath as encratites, Montanists, and Albigensians. OK, Arians, too.
The verses of this selection from ask us to sing the words of God in the first person with no "The Lord said." I shut the book.
g) We make it through the canon fairly well after confusion about when to stand--it's clear that some visitors know that the current protocol is to stand before "May the Lord accept the sacrifice. . ." but the congregation as a whole does not, so the whole thing looks like the tenth round of the Wave at Comiskey park. People are popping up, thinking better, sitting down, looking around. Finally after an eternity we are up.
h) AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH! Everyone wants to hold hands during the Our Father, a move that prompts me to do my usual eyes-shut-tight-hands clasped-together attempt at prayer without arm-wrestling.
i) In the high point of all liturgy, we give each other greetings of peace and love, everyone rushes around looking for someone to greet with peace; at some point during the hub-bub, the Agnus Dei gets mumbled while a crowd of parishioners slightly larger than the army that attacked Helms' Deep gathers behind the wooden horse-shoe table (available at Restoration Furniture for Four Thousand Dollars, Bobos) used for an altar and then proceeds to hug each other with peace for another few minutes before communion.
g) With the Orc Army in place, our cantor proceeds from his perch, stage right, to get to his wife (an ex-nun if I'm not mistaken) so that they can walk up to the front of the line holding hands. I briefly envision the two receiving crowns as Eucharistic Prom Queen and King, so loving and proud they seem. They make it through communion, bid sad farewells at her pew and then he goes back to his microphone to announce one of those interchangeable communion songs that includes "taste and see" in it.
h)After my communion I go back to kneel and give thanks, when I suddenly realize everybody around me is standing. Ah, yes, this is one of those places where Dale Price of Dyspeptic Mutterings observes that the rule is "You Vill Stand and Sing, Dammit!" At this point I just stay where I am and try to make it through.
i) We are nearly done, but first there are announcements which are, I suppose, appropriately breezy but way too long. The end comes with "Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory" and, despite my aversion to patriotic songs in Mass, even religious ones like this, I sing since it's the best piece of music thus far.
j) Leaving, I have to remember that the Tabernacle, one of the few nice physical aspects of the Church is hidden in the corner of the smaller chapel, but is visible through a window. So I genuflect toward the back of the Church, inevitably confusing some old ladies attempting to leave; I suppose they thought I was about to propose to one of them.
3) What is most annoying to me is how petty I feel after these masses. When was I worshiping the Lord with a thankful heart during Mass? And why am I so critical?
Looking over at the congregation from my part of the half-circle I see most people are less bored than irritated, but there are some people, generally women, who are able to see through the mess that is the contemporary suburban liturgy. Perhaps it's because I'm a convert from Protestantism that I'm especially annoyed. I sympathize with Christopher Dawson and Evelyn Waugh and all those converts who understood that there are problems with the liturgy in all ages, but that making it into a bad impression of a Protestant mega-church service is not the way to go. I want my children to experience the majesty of the liturgy as they grow up so that they will have an experience of the glory of Christ who is the chief celebrant of the Mass. I want them to experience the suffering humility of Christ in the marrow of everyday life, not in the self-inflicted banalities of liturgists and "cultural Catholics" (meaning little in the way of culture, certainly not Catholic culture, in this context).
And yet I remember a story of Fr. Paul MacNellis, S.J., who gave the homily at a Jesuit ordination some years back. He began by recounting our Father Ignatius Loyola, who said that if he had joined an existing order he would have wanted to join one that was corrupt and decadent, the better to suffer with our Lord. "Today," he remarked, "I believe that Ignatius Loyola would be a Jesuit."
I admire my in-laws for their steadfast holding on to a parish that makes me want to run screaming every time I visit. Their patience is admirable. And my father-in-law has lost much of his musical pitch singing for thirty-some odd years in a choir that reminds me of a group of off-duty cops singing the hymns of Billy Joel right before last call.
But I don't want to my kids raised in such a parish. And I don't want to be so critical when I visit. I know the answer is that I am not spiritual yet, in St. Paul's sense, and that I don't pray hard enough. The saints were able to suffer with a suffering Church and often to change it. I don't know how yet. But I'm going to take our Lord's words, uttered so often by John Paul II, to heart: "Be Not
Afraid!"
This, even as I know that some Deacon somewhere will tell me, somewhat differently, "You are not afraid."
Well, patience, Davy, patience.