In a devestating blow to the world of sarcasm as we know it, Dave Barry has decided to put his 20 year humor column in the Miami Herald on hold. Word is he may make for the typewriter again in a year or so, but until then, I think I'll just stop reading the paper.
Though characterized as a humorist, he probably has more political acumen than the two presidential candidates combined. Take for example his approach to social security:
"I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security"
You gotta love it!
Read all about his "retirement" here.